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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Putin's uncompromising demands emerge after the latest round of Russia-Ukraine peace talks - AP News

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do inmates experience boredom in jail? Can you provide an example of something an inmate might do for fun if they were bored?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

You sound like ChatGPT - The Verge

Still no good.

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

6 "Bad" Fruits You Should Be Eating for Weight Loss, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Just Forget it!

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

What should I do to stop being angered easily?

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Chevy Corvette ZR1 Cleanly Smokes Ferrari And Lamborghini In A Race - CarBuzz

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How can targeted individuals protect themselves from organized stalking? Have you discovered practical strategies?

No, not a chance

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Had strong anxiety, heart palpitations, headaches and fear randomly over twin flame presence, 20 mins later he didnt acknowledge me saw a photo of a girl on the back of his phone faced up. Assume it was a new gf. Was this a warning of seperation?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...