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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:33

Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Putin's uncompromising demands emerge after the latest round of Russia-Ukraine peace talks - AP News
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
You sound like ChatGPT - The Verge
Still no good.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
6 "Bad" Fruits You Should Be Eating for Weight Loss, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
Just Forget it!
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
What should I do to stop being angered easily?
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Chevy Corvette ZR1 Cleanly Smokes Ferrari And Lamborghini In A Race - CarBuzz
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...